how i roll....

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back in the saddle?

Sorry folks, I know I have been MIA for a couple of weeks. Been a rough time. I am trying to do better though. I am actually getting out of town for a couple of days to hopefully clear my head. I don't know if I will be taking my laptop or not, but I will be bringing my notebooks, so if I get the urge, I can at least get it on paper and then transfer it for the world to see later.
In the mean time... Sara Smartass Supreme posted this and I am all for some mindless posting right now... so here you go... you get to find out... just how DUMB I AM!

How DUMB are you?
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (I am checking this one because I have actually fallen OFF a moving vehicle....)
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (give me a break, I was just waking up!)
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (that actually happens to me a lot)
[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (what they don't know is that I don't have one)
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug (not on purpose)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important (sadly, I have nothing pressing me for importance)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x]You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[ ] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
TOTAL: 26
I am (26/37)*100 = 70% DUMB !!!

Congratulations Sara, you are in good company!

I have taken a few days off from blogging. I have gone through some unreal shit. From getting laid off on Monday to my brother passing away from a sudden massive heart attack on Tuesday, the only thing I can say is that I hope that next week will be better. I am going to take a few more days off, but hold tight friends... I will be back soon and the sarcasm will continue to flow.

Kreativ Blogger

Sara the Smart Ass nominated me for a Kreativ Blogger award, which is pretty cool and I appreciate it coming from her. (Oh, by the way, I realize that I change her name with every post, but since Big Bird is my leader and I do what he says and he says to... well you understand)
The rules:

1. Thank the person who nominated you for this award. (check)
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog. (check)
3. Link to the person who nominated you for this award. (check)
4. Name 7 things about yourself that people might not know. (check)
5. Nominate 7 Kreativ Bloggers. (check)
6. Post links to the 7 blogs you nominate. (check)
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know they have been nominated. (no check -- let them figure it out...)

7 things you may not know about me:

1. I have an unnatural obsession with midgets. I can't help it. I love those little bastards.
2. I like to go to Wal-Mart and mullet watch. (midget with a mullet SCORE!!)
3. Almost everyone that meets me and most that know me think that I am an extrovert when actually I am actually an introvert. I make myself get out and meet and talk with different people because if not, I would sit in my little one bedroom apartment and never leave.
4. I am probably the only Southern chick in the world that hates the following...
sweet tea, lima beans, corn, ketchup, and potatoes. I trusted a dear friend with this information once and his words to me were... "GET THEE NORTH YANKEE" which makes me laugh if you knew him you would laugh too
5. I had a huge crush on Rick Springfield growing up. I still kinda do.
6. I want to go to Vegas one day and see Tom Jones while I am there.
7. I am listening to iTunes as I fill this out and Mr Roboto is now playing by Styx.



Passing the award on to 7 Kreativ Bloggers:

1. 100 Ways to Kill a Peep
2. 70's Child
3. Fuck You, Penguin
4. My Girlfriend is Ridiculous
5. My Milk Toof
6. Retrospace
7. your status is annoying


(Disclaimer: the order of the blogs corresponds with how much they paid me to put them on the list.)